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1 Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:53 pm

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If we're gonna fill this board with silly forum games, we're going to have this one eventually...I might as well have this one. Anyone with any forum experience knows how it works. You grant the wish of the person before you in a way that makes them wish they had never wished for it at all...and then you wish for something yourself.

I wish for an alliance-wide effort to fill a database with Poseidon DAs, which can be sorted by a script that lets you put in what troops and heros you have available, and returns a list of DAs which you can hit sorted in order by their distance to you.

Also, a pony.

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2 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:02 pm

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Hooray! Your alliance has compiled a list of all the world DAs... Only for all the DAs to be deleted by the devs in order to make the game more pvp based... Bastards!

And here's your pony... Some assembly required.

I wish for a Gadus-hating killer robot! (Like Liberty Prime!!!)

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3 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:20 pm

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I finished your killer robot, but unfortunately since Gadus and Kings are all just regular people, it has no way to tell them apart, and just kills everyone instead.

I wish for the devs to delete all the DAs and provide a different way of making gold that requires less grinding, so as to make the game more PvP-based.

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4 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:38 pm

quintopia wrote:I finished your killer robot, but unfortunately since Gadus and Kings are all just regular people, it has no way to tell them apart, and just kills everyone instead.

I wish for the devs to delete all the DAs and provide a different way of making gold that requires less grinding, so as to make the game more PvP-based.

The devs deleted all the DAs but replaced them with AAs (Angel Armies) They also made the only way to get gold is to buy it with gems! lol!

I wish King was the top ranked alliance.

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5 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:44 pm

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The devs move everyone in King to a new server where there is no one else. It is the top-ranked (and only) alliance! And...it doesn't mean anything.

I wish I had a million gems and didn't have to lose anything in exchange for them.

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6 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:59 pm

quintopia wrote:The devs move everyone in King to a new server where there is no one else. It is the top-ranked (and only) alliance! And...it doesn't mean anything.

I wish I had a million gems and didn't have to lose anything in exchange for them.

The devs award you a million gems but make them worthless the very next day, replacin them with diamonds. lol!

I wish I was the best player out of all the servers!

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7 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:03 pm

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Yay! You're the best player of Emross War!

Unfortunately, noone else plays since a: the game sucks; and b: everyone has been sent to Mars to form a colony... Except for you.

I wish for a succubus to dominate me in the afterlife...

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8 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:05 pm

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Wish granted, but you should know she is a lesbian, and will give you no pleasure whatsoever.

I wish I could moonwalk as well as MJ.

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9 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:10 pm

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Woah... I never even considered a lesbian succubus... That would be awesome to watch!

Anyway, you can now dance like MJ... But the magic has turned you into a hideous zombie, straight from the Thriller music video.

I wish i could think of something to wish for

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10 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:11 pm

Sagash wrote:Woah... I never even considered a lesbian succubus... That would be awesome to watch!

Anyway, you can now dance like MJ... But the magic has turned you into a hideous zombie, straight from the Thriller music video.

I wish i could think of something to wish for

You think of wishing you could think of something to wish for. lol!

I wish all the gays died.

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11 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:12 pm

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Wish granted...immediately after you realize you're gay.

I wish that I could sit around and drink beer all day...and get paid...and not get fat.

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12 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:16 pm

quintopia wrote:Wish granted...immediately after you realize you're gay.

I wish that I could sit around and drink beer all day...and get paid...and not get fat.

You get drunk, get paid 1 penny a day, and are too weak to live... so you die.

I wish I got paid for doing nothing.

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13 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:19 pm

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Granted but you get paid in HIV-infected needle sticks.

I wish I were a bajillion times awesome than the next poster.

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14 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:20 pm

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You are a bajillion times more awesome than me!

Unfortunately, your small mind cant count that high, and explodes shortly after "2".

I wish i could fuck the shit outta that queen...

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15 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:25 pm

Sagash wrote:You are a bajillion times more awesome than me!

Unfortunately, your small mind cant count that high, and explodes shortly after "2".

I wish i could fuck the shit outta that queen...

You print out a cardboard cutout of her and fuck it.

I wish I was God.

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16 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:26 pm

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Mine was better RB: You fuck all the shit out of her...but it's so powerful you can never clean it off your dick.

You become God. Who doesn't exist. You cease to exist.

I wish I could find a girl as awesome as me (which is to say, a bajillion times awesomer than sagash).

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17 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:28 pm

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Wewt! You are God...

But noone believes in you, so you dont exist!

Newb...

I wish I was on a boat

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18 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:30 pm

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Yay! You found a girl as awesome as you, quin... But she only manages to count to "5" on her auest to reach a bajillion.

I wish i was on a boat

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19 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:35 pm

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You're on a boat...which means you can't make it back in time to stop me from loving your mom.

I wish for Sagash's mom to be into bondage.

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20 corrupt a wish on Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:59 am

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i corrupted a wish once a kid said i wish to be young for even then i told him no your not your gonna be a future plummer with early balding he cried

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21 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:52 am

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corrupting a wish is not the same as denying it. a wish corruption must begin with "sure! wish granted!"

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22 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:57 am

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oh.....wish granted now fail at life lol

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23 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:38 pm

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you wished for nothing. I give you that, plus everything! Including all the diseases!

I wish that i didn't have to do these assignments to pass.

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24 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:40 pm

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i will grant your wish if you give me a reach around with a happy ending

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25 Re: Corrupt-a-wish on Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:58 am

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granted, but the ending was happy for me, not for you

i wish for a date with ellen page...or olivia wilde maybe

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